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| Poor old man | |
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| Topic Started: Feb 19 2008, 01:37 AM (46 Views) | |
| Mystical | Feb 19 2008, 01:37 AM Post #1 |
Goddess of Mystery
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Poor Old Man An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day" The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?" The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!" 
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