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| You Know Chilli?; Stort Narrated story. | |
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| Topic Started: Sep 1 2008, 04:06 AM (37 Views) | |
| CrimsonLust | Sep 1 2008, 04:06 AM Post #1 |
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I'll put this to jyou guys........... Im feeling creative today. My little story is narrated by a little mexican fellow.. enjoy!! Basically I couldnt sleep. lol  Jyoo no, I wonce cawt a mekikan joomping frag, ee woz nyss. I didnt loook in to heez eyz, lurky for me I woz trained in cactus throwing. Im nawt skaired ov heem. I toll thart frag, "jyou mezz wit me than Im gonna git my mekikan brothors and we iz gunna keeel you. I poot im in a nyss jar and told heem "if jyou can eat one jhallapnyo, then I will set jyoo free". The frag sayd" pleeeze don keel me, I have tadpoles to feed". So I sayd, "ere eat thes cheellee and Ill let jyou go". I oponed tha leed and poot tha cheellee inside. The frag swarllow the cheellee, whole. He sayd "now weel jyoo let me go". I sayd jyo iz a schekky lil frag, so I wont yoo to jump ten paisos weetout farddting. Jyoo no...... that lettle frag jumpd ten paisos, so I let him go. Jhallapnyo for me iz no good. I had cheellees, a nyss emptee jar, no mekikan joomping frag and Nooo toilet paperrrrr. lol-------------- C I am bored and C I wish I could speak Spanish. "Undaley undaley ye ha undaley". If I ever find a mexican Jumping frog I will call him Jose Manuel Rodregez Gonzalez. lol Ill feed him tacos, burritos, chippolatas, enchuladas, but noooo chilli. Hmmmm Fezz from That 70's Show is soo stupid, I looorve heem! |
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| DONTEATUS | Sep 18 2008, 09:35 AM Post #2 |
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Wonderful take on the Hispanic language,CL You will do no wrong writeing maybe you should look into it deepley. We all love your stories. Now do a Kinky one ? LoL 
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| CrimsonLust | Nov 10 2008, 02:32 PM Post #3 |
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Thanx D. *hugs* Maybe I could of been a Linguist, one that cant spell but I know what Im talkin about. lol I wanted to be a comedian or a florist. Im good at impersinations. The Spanish language is so hot.  Donteatus???? You know where to find the kinky ones!  |
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